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Rancho Deluxe(1975)

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  • Mr. Colson  

    I've seen more of this state's poor cowboys, miners, railroaders and Indians go broke buyin' pickup trucks. The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pickup trucks. As soon's they get ten cents ahead they trade in on a new pickup truck. The families, homesteads, schools, hospitals and happiness of Montana have been sold down the river to buy pickup trucks!... And there's a sickness here worse than alcohol and dope. It is the pickup truck death! And there's no cure in sight.

  • Cecil  

    Should I bring lots of rubbers?

  • Henry Beige  

    If I wasn't so dad-blamed old, I wouldn't know what this is.

  • John Brown  

    What is it?

  • Henry Beige  

    It's a fifty-caliber bullet!

  • John Brown  

    From what kind of gun?

  • Henry Beige  

    A Sharps buffalo rifle! This is gettin' downright romantic!

  • Wilbur Fargo  

    Come in, Grandma, and see the floozies and the whore-mongers! Filth and evil are one subject I am slow to tolerate!

  • Jack  

    Uh, that's two subjects.

  • Wilbur  

    You are in a dangerous country, boy...

  • Henry Beige  

    Here's my bill. You can pay it, or use it to wipe the pablum off your chin.

  • John Brown  

    I'll pay it.

  • Henry Beige  

    Don't make me no never mind; I'm just in this for the sport.